What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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ur gay

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boobs!

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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ugvvvvvv

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Im black

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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