Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Obama

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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