- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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