Thats sweet, thank you then.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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neil patrick harris

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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modern love

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Anti Joke

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