- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

Womens' sports

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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