Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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I pooped.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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