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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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