Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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all your base are belong to mark

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Womens rights !

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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