A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What's half of 8? o

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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