death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Hahaha

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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