- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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