- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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