Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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