Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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A Fat Kenyan

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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