There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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soccer

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Christianity

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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<=3 penis

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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