Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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How high is a Chinaman

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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this is stupid .... yep

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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