- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

9/11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

the holocaust

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Knock knock ... No ones home

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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