What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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pee

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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