Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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