Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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