- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

woman..parallel parking

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

A black man in a country bar.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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