- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Today is May 18 2016.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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