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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

She said no

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

fruit salad?

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's big and messy? A big mess

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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