whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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The WNBA

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Religion.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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