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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

women's rights

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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