- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A white person at Harvard

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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