- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

There is no I in Pie except for the I

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

a man walked into a bar....

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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