Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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cancer

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Women.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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