What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Your mom.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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