What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

yes... that's the joke

Rigo your a stupid ass

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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