why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Canadians

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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People...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Alchohol.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Anti Joke

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