- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock There's no door

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What is green and is not grass A frogg

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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