Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

10inch nice

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Gangnam style

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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