- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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