So a baby seal walks into a club

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

whats worse than school? Summer school

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Michel Moor on a die...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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