- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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