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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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