- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

i died. new product by steve jobs

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

u jelly?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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