Lil' Wayne

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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