- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

whats white and looks like paper paper

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What can fly? Lots of things

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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