- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

im gey

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

a man is running away

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

why did the man die? he was shot

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

canaan and mallory

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Hillary Clinton

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