- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Oh...okay, good.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Here's another:

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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