What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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