What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Gay Rights

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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womens rights

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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