- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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