One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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