How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

No, Trinidad.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

I would rape her

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Anti Joke

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