- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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