Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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The Female Orgasm

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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