why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

i love to lick...

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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