If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Hahaha

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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