Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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There's my tractor.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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nickel back

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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