Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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s e m e n

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Q. who's george porchy?

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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mark is religion

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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