- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

People...

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Canadians

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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