why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

why do you care?

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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