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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

This is a joke setup.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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