Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Health food.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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long in the tooth!

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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