Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Knock Knock Go Away

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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penis

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Anti Joke

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