Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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why dont they make black forks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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