- Anti Joke

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.