So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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