A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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