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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

A man walks into a bar.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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