- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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