I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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